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The tarot cards in this reading are interpreted ironically. But they might still reveal a grain of truth.
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Online Tarot Reading

Usually fortune telling gives serious answers to various situations and questions. It can be about the spiritual development, inner energies or simply about real life.

This online reading does not have such ambitions. The tarot cards of the major arcana are interpreted ironically. However, even funny statements can tell the truth on some level.

  • Funny interpretations of the tarot
  • 0 - Fool
  • Congratulations! Now you have jester's license! However, there is no guarantee that you won't come a cropper.
  • 1 - Magician
  • The powers of the elements are in your hands, now. Use it wisely, or you will turn into an old man with a white beard.
  • 2 - High Priestess
  • Congratulations! Now you have the second sight! However, you may talk in riddles from this moment on.
  • 3 - Empress
  • You are supposed to rule with motherly wisdom. But some people may perceive you as overprotective, your majesty.
  • 4 - Emperor
  • Your purpose in life is to reign and to dominate. But there is a certain chance, that you will only gain an alpha dog complex.
  • 5 - Hierophant
  • Tradition and moral concepts bolster you up. But if you also want people on your side, you have to bribe them with gifts.
  • 6 - Lovers
  • Finding true love is the real thing! But the path of Romeo and Juliet does not always have a happy ending.
  • 7 - Chariot
  • Have a nerve, live fast, die young. And when you're finished, don't forget to turn off the game console.
  • 8 - Justice
  • You have three wishes free! But they come with a price. And if you're not solvent enough, the deal is off.
  • 9 - Hermit
  • Everybody has forgotten, that you exist? You can still move into the woods and have high-class company: yourself.
  • 10 - Wheel of Fortune
  • Things obviously balance on knife's edge. Whatever! There is a lot to gain. And we are all going to die, sooner or later.
  • 11 - Strength
  • Inner powers may give you energy and strength. So don't behave like a bully in a china shop.
  • 12 - Hanged Man
  • Your fate lies in the hand of the powers that be. Maybe you should let go and focus on simply having some fun.
  • 13 - Death
  • When the Grim Reaper knocks on your door, neither put your hands on your head, nor on the trigger of your gun. Just run!
  • 14 - Temperance
  • You should temper your greed and your desires. Life is not only about joy and pleasure. ... Nah, just kidding.
  • 15 - Devil
  • Beware of exorcists! Especially if you are really obsessed by the devil. You would miss a lot of fun.
  • 16 - Tower
  • Big Brother is watching you! And rightly so! Why are you practicing witchcraft instead of going to church?
  • 17 - Star
  • The impossible comes true! You will get rich, famous and desired. But first you have to sacrifice a goat in a cemetery at midnight.
  • 18 - Moon
  • Cross the doors of perception and explore your subconscious. But be careful what you bring with you, when you come back.
  • 19 - Sun
  • The light of truth will show you, what is real and what is just an illusion. Prepare for a rude awakening.
  • 20 - Judgement
  • Your wish for justice gets fulfilled. But be cautious. This can be a double-edged sword also revealing skeletons in your own closet.
  • 21 - World
  • The world is not enough for you! This is why you should start focussing on the whole universe.